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Wake Demotivational Poster


G.I.L.F. - God- It Looks Feral!


TAGS: wake me from this nightmare
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

thedanimal - July 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Chooot em!
Dave809 - June 6, 2011, 10:57 pm
Shit where did you find my second wife? Please put her back under the rock where you found her...
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:11 am
ummm...somebody pass the sandpaper, my eyes need a good scrub
Trolanator - April 7, 2011, 12:44 am
EWWWII!!! wish i hadent seen this
Samson - April 6, 2011, 4:13 pm
Grandma?


SLEEPING DISORDER -




EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




INTRAVENOUS COFFEE - Some people like to wake and bake, I prefer to wake and brew ...




SHEEPLE -


TAGS: wake up america
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Amren - July 31, 2011, 4:48 pm
Stocking up on food and ammo. What are you doing about it?
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:51 pm
i feel sorry for the guy in the bottom left corner who has his head up
Reality Lord - July 31, 2011, 8:27 am

the words are not from the bible but from the founding fathrs of this great nation.
HypercatZed - July 31, 2011, 5:52 am
Isn't that already in the Holy Bible?
Arvantillian - July 31, 2011, 12:33 am
stealing this to post to facebook...we the sheeple...love it
rerun - July 30, 2011, 8:47 pm

yes it is. freedom is never free.
mrsniffles - July 30, 2011, 8:02 pm
So what are you doing about it?
cain587 - July 30, 2011, 6:50 pm
when you put this way, it makes me wonder,"Is America really worth fighting for when a enemy military invades us?"


MORNING - The 'Me' Who Wakes Up In The Morning Has Zero Respect For The 'Me' Who Set The Alarm Last Night


TAGS: morning alarm wakes me
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:39 pm
I am Jack's wasted morning.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:23 am
That could work as well, but some mornings I feel like doing more to the other 'me' than just looking at him and freaking the hell out of him
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 6:19 pm
I would have thought more like green goblin/Norman osbourne in Spiderman. Staring through a mirror with a demented look on his face.
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
Thanks :) and although the person reading this goes "hell ye5" I had to go "Hell NO" to get it lol, still, thanks :)
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 6:12 pm
Awe5ome. this is one of those ones that makes you go "hell ye5"
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:38 pm
Definitely! lol Fight Club
gas - August 7, 2011, 3:36 pm
who could then split in two and autokill himself xD
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:29 pm
oh, then it's shotgun matters... for sure
gas - August 7, 2011, 3:27 pm
and especially when your me who set the alarm went to bed a odd hours...
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 2:34 pm
Thanks... and I feel the same in the mornings lol
mariand - August 7, 2011, 2:32 pm
hahaha... very funny...I have no time to hate myself so early 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 2:14 pm
I think I already did that a few times
fatelvis - August 7, 2011, 2:12 pm
2:30 am alarm, there are days I want to shoot that other me!
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 11:53 am
:D Thanks
Cloudchaser - August 7, 2011, 11:50 am
Voting 5L for the 9th vote because this is so fricken' true!


HELLO THERE BABY!!! - How are you today???


TAGS: big tits wake up smileing
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

[email protected] - November 18, 2009, 10:58 am
love yer work! i'm yer greatest fan, but could we get more side boobage out of her.


WAKE UP! - It's a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet. Unless your day sucks... In which case: CHEER UP! Tomorrow is a new day.




GAS -


TAGS: rude awakenings humor
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2013, 2:31 am
I think fart jokes are like any other jokes, there needs to be a build up, Many think that if they just say "fart" it'll be funny. Not true. This poster is a good example of an awesome fart joke.
lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 10:24 pm

LOL
SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:21 pm
Whoever said fart jokes are the lowest form of humor, has no sense of humor.


REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?


TAGS: redneck wakeboarding ski water
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by motinet

FilthyPhil - December 31, 2011, 3:56 pm
next is your sister topless on the wakeboard
Chompers - September 20, 2010, 2:54 pm
Happens to all of us.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 2:50 pm
Don't you love the after thoughts you get when you see your posters a second or third time?
motinet - September 20, 2010, 2:49 pm

Better subtext would have been: $40,000 boat? $600 wakeboard? Screw that, we got plywood!
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 12:27 pm
Can this be an activity at moticon?


MY NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: wake up call
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - July 1, 2013, 1:53 pm
Another beauty.
Nagard - May 28, 2011, 7:01 pm
At least one guy has a neighbour playing drums at 2:30 am, I guess...


72 VIRGINS -


TAGS: trekies surprise suicide bomber wakes up to klingons
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

twill1962 - October 16, 2012, 10:12 pm
Considering this couple has a kid, that means they CAN'T be virgins! FAIL!


FACING THE WORLD -


TAGS: sleep morning tired good wake
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:21 am
MAN That Hit's The Spot


REGRET - "I knew I shouldn't have had that extra Tequila."




Behind Bars -


TAGS: finish bottle wake behind bars
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:15 pm
I absolutely LUV this! It'll be going on the wall! 5 ROTFL lions!


HAPPY EVER AFTER - Who said it lasts forever? This ain't make-believe you know!


TAGS: disney wake up
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

kotazo - February 27, 2011, 11:08 pm
Jazmine is to Kill infidels...starting with Aladdin who ran into a w_orehouse in Bagdad...


1983 - Two New Reasons To Wake Up Saturday Morning


TAGS: 1983 saturday morning wake up
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by GDevo Lution

piccolo - June 5, 2008, 7:33 pm
1983-best year EVA!
Thundar Sez - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
ARIEL, OOGLA....RIDE!
Burn - May 1, 2008, 1:53 am
That's probably the coolest picture I've ever seen in my life. Ever...


SUNRISE -


TAGS: pzy sunrise wake up light
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Ozbad - July 23, 2012, 6:22 pm
lol for me .. it means bed time .


LEGEND SAYS -


TAGS: legend dream awake solitude
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by gatewayasteroid

Oiler - January 28, 2013, 4:49 pm
This is a great poster...


WAKE UP CALL - The moment you realise that your life is better than your nightmares ... or worse than your dreams.


TAGS: wake up
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by jig



SOMETIMES -




CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!




IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT - When I woke up and realized I had a serious drinking problem


TAGS: serious driking problem wake up
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:23 am
"Who wants a hug?" "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Budog - December 25, 2011, 2:35 am
Steroids = Huge Muscles, Tiny Winky...
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 2:20 am
That guy's wiener must be tiny!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 22, 2011, 11:13 am
At least when they tell you you are ugly, you know you can kick their a**...
gas - December 9, 2011, 12:45 pm
uff that turned my stomach xD


Promise -




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE GUN - but what happens when you run out of bullets?


TAGS: may 12 calender rude awakenings
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by spypengen

thebat656 - May 20, 2012, 3:53 pm
pray you don't
hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 1:33 am
You throw the gun at them.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 6:00 pm
LOL Priss! I like the way you think.
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 4:03 pm
You start tripping your friends as you run past them.
Sho - May 12, 2012, 2:59 pm
worst choice of weapon
spypengen - May 12, 2012, 11:57 am
there are only so many bullets during the zombie Apocalypse
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 9:45 am
ooh ooh! I know. Get more bullets!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


MARRIAGE IS LIKE A PHONE CALL IN THE NIGHT - First the ring, And then you wake up


TAGS: wake up and run
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by holymoly

spanko1 - February 2, 2012, 8:38 am
Nice picture to go with the saying! Well done.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2012, 6:23 pm

lolz
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:10 pm
ahahah, the ring and wake up, ahahah


TRADITION -


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not swallowing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't swallow. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)


WAKE UP -


TAGS: wake up zombies canadians sean it s a joke
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by ronsart

falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:59 am
Stop! I'm not made of bacon!
newbiedaniel - June 3, 2009, 11:49 pm
which one sean?
anonymous_poster - February 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
Yay for Dead Rising. :D
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 4:48 pm
Noooooo!


VENGEANCE -




WAKE ME ON TUESDAY - I am pretending to be dead ...




THE ETERNAL DILEMMA - Too tired to stay up, yet too awake to fall asleep.




mommy! -




GOING BALLISTIC -


TAGS: ballistic freak out wake up wet spot
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by steph1

5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 2:59 pm
Besides, in liberal Oregon.... woman beats you.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 2:57 pm
I accidentally typed curtsy when I googled it. And then I got to thinking how uncomfortable it must be with all the duct tape for you... lol
steph1 - February 8, 2011, 9:10 am
sorry - google courtesy!!!
steph1 - February 8, 2011, 9:09 am
@ 5150monkeylove - is that what you would call a "real man"? a real man would have the courtesy to sleep in the wet-spot without any discussions - google coutesy!!! ;-)
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:40 am
If he was any kind of real man, he would rub your nose in it and smack you with a rolled up newspaper. Loved it...5 sloppy Ls


SURPRISE WOMBAT -




ARROGANT KNIGHT -


TAGS: oh yer screwed now dude hey a r wake up hey
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Sean

Zreiser - June 4, 2011, 5:24 am
Merely a chess wound!
McBum - March 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
Monty Python!! Woo!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:06 pm
Jesus H. Tennessee Christ on a crutch. Ladies and gentlemen.... Sean has left the arena. Check and Mate.


VINTAGE -


TAGS: my heart awakens cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - August 26, 2010, 6:03 am
I know where I'd like to place my face, haven't really noticed hers yet. Great lines btw.
Cubbybear - August 25, 2010, 10:29 pm
Grandma's lookin' good
agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 9:58 pm
Woofeth.


THE MODS - Mr. MotiFake only insists on the best for them...lucky bastards! Because approving posters is hard work.


TAGS: wake up
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear



RUDE AWAKENINGS - MAY CALENDAR -




SLEEP - Best avoided while driving a motor vehicle.


TAGS: stay awake the old fashioned way coffee
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 1:15 am
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
agdaniele - April 30, 2010, 1:12 am
I know... he doesn't even look tired!
ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 1:10 am
This just plain sucks hind tit. Both the pic & the caption.


We The People -




Praying Hard -


TAGS: dreaming cannot wake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:59 am
(hilite) (copy) click (paste) click click clickety click click .That’s Google for; oh. (Likewise my friend. That’s English for backatcha)
Thedge - October 15, 2014, 10:24 pm
Salamat po, bago kaibigan ko. That's Tagalog for, 'thank you, respectfully, my new friend'.
GaryO - October 15, 2014, 10:18 pm
SHYT.....THIS...IS GOOD
Thedge - October 15, 2014, 9:54 pm
Ha ! I'm an extremely obscure poet and did NOT know it. True be told, I just try to 'feel' the image.
Reality Lord - October 15, 2014, 9:50 pm

sweeeeet. you must be gearing up for halloween. the shivers is primed. awesome stuff dude.


Diddly Standing Up -


TAGS: wake up business
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

ughomer - May 12, 2014, 5:52 am
Greeny scores a big 5L for this!
GaryO - May 11, 2014, 8:54 pm
Heh, knew this was either a Space, Air, Haar, or a Greeny.


Wake-up Calls -




waking-up -


TAGS: nuke wake up problem
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by glennm

Cannabal - May 9, 2013, 6:41 pm
Yeah, gotta lay off that spicy food.


Issues -




A Way Out -


TAGS: awake haunt night mistakes sleep
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

LiquidAngel - February 10, 2014, 8:27 pm
thx, pretty good, although in need of a break from work
steve1961 - February 10, 2014, 11:48 am
Good one, Liquid...very demotivating. 5L. How've you been?


Do you ever fall asleep -


TAGS: asleep hope wake this is my first ever photoshop in gimp are you proud of me momma
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Sho - January 4, 2014, 6:16 pm
loving the dark style


RIGHT VS WRONG -


TAGS: awakening
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by dy2012

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:38 am
D*mn straight. Just wait for when a nuclear holocaust, if there’s anyone left, there will be plenty realizing they did something wrong. Maybe… but I doubt it. Humans are stupid.


SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS TO OUR BEST AND BRIGHTEST? -


TAGS: battan wake dien bien phue
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

maoworks2 - October 14, 2012, 2:26 pm
Long Time No See. Good One 5L


MY SON WILL BE SOOOOOO SURPRISED! - When he wakes up and sees how I redecorated his room!




SHARK HAMMOCK - Latest Arab craze, nail beds are so last century. No wonder they are so pissed off all the time




incubus -


TAGS: dream awake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Greeny - November 18, 2015, 6:04 am
Thanks for the nightmare last night Sho...


ALARM CLOCKS -




No Sleep -


TAGS: sleep wake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - October 18, 2016, 1:48 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - October 18, 2016, 1:26 pm
That's a nice creepy thought. . . . Good 1 JW! ^!


Awakening -




this big hush -




Star Wars : The Force Awakens! -




COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee superpowers awakeness tolerance distraction squirrel
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 8:00 pm
LOL! LUV the poster!!! 5L! distraction squirrel another 5L! Good 1 Silvy!
Sho - September 25, 2015, 2:49 pm
gorgeous composition


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